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driananandezjf

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

metal-queer-solid

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

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You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

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trumps them all.

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OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

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Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

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I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

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HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

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OH!

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OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

vracious

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

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regretproduced

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

majesty-intensifies

Show me the forbidden Carfax

fuck-off-caitlin

can we talk about the fact there is a kids toy store right next to adult shop? the sign “Got toys? We do!” could be for either store. 

Source: metal-queer-solid

06/24/2017

I took myself out to brunch today and then went shopping alone because the only people available were people I actually don’t like to be around. That’s progress. I spent 2+ hours looking through probably everything buffalo exchange had. At the last second I looked at a rack and found the shittiest old Portland souvenir t-shirt and some salt water sandals. I haven’t owned a pair of open toed shoes since I was probably 9. That is also progress. The shirt made me think of home so I called my mom. She was shitty.